You Can Tell A lot About A Guy By Their........Socks!

You can tell a lot about a guy.....not by whether he has sisters, not by how clean his apartment is, not his job.....his socks. Yep, I said it, his socks. I happen to whole-heartedly believe in this theory I have conjured up. My roommate is currently my only believer in this theory, however I plan to convert others...women be warned! Ha!

So ladies...you're at the gym and workin it out doin your thing on the treadmill and this mega stud hops on the treadmill next to you. Out of the corner of your eye he looks like a guy out of a Davidoff "Cool Water" ad. Yeah you know what I'm talking about... long (keyword) gym shorts on (gym shorts will be another blog, ha), naturally tanned bod, Ryan Reynolds-esque abs, a sweaty glisten...and then it happens....you scan down and he's wearing mid-calf...white.... socks.........Noooooo. BUZZ KILL.

Next up we have the "in-betweener". This seemingly cool cat isn't as prententious as our mid-calf wearing stud muffin, he plays it a little "safer". This is the guy that looks like he just got finished playing an intense match of ping pong, just spent hours putting together the morning announcements at school, or that neighbor across the street who comes out of his house every morning to get the newspaper in his robe and those stark white in-betweener socks! Males ages 18-30...this is not okay...take note. **disclaimer** some women may be "into" the top two...for the most part I think it's safe to say, men, steer clear.

Next up my fave...literally, no sarcasm...the heel sock. I happen to have an appreciation for all types of guys, truly...but someone who is athletic, yet artistic (art,music,writing)...check, check, check! This heart throb doesn't mess around, he's ready to hit the court at any moment lookin real sleek. Extra bonus points to the guy who throws in a little of their personality by playing with black socks...or even get real "crazy" with some blue or green ;).

Lastly we have the no sock...disgusting right? At first thought ladies, we all think - STINKY feet!! Chances are this is the case....uh, check please. This doesn't just apply to "tennis shoes". One thought comes to mind when I think of a guy in loafers with no socks (which is the way to go in most cases) but all that says to me is FRAT DADDY or self-centered, privileged.....ahem...I digress...very wealthy, high maintenance male. Not my style, but again ladies to each her own.

Socks, who'd have thought they'd ever give us such insight to that mysterious sex.

Ladies...I leave you with this...
“True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.”


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